--------------------------------------------------Chapters 1, 2. 3, 4, 5

CHAPTER 4

8AM…

“Housekeeping…..knock knock knock….Housekeeping….knock knock knock”

BA: Augh Augh Augh!!
Face: WHAT the FUCK!!
Hannibal: Are you fucking kidding me??
Murdock: (pretends to be asleep hoping someone else will answer the door)

Hannibal answers the door and is informed that if we do not want to be disturbed then we need to hang the sign that WE DID NOT HAVE on the doorknob. After the fact BA informed us that he did put up the sign so one of the other bands probably took it off as a joke. That’s hilarious! Only 4 hours of sleep before perhaps the most important day yet in our music careers. HAHAHAHAHA…..ugh….

We went back to sleep…

We got up one by one a few hours later. Oren once again made fun of my gothic sleeping attire (yellow t-shirt and white karate pants), Chris continued to increase his Dopamine levels via his cell phone, and Ed was in the shower. Chris saw this as an opportunity to get his revenge against Ed for the snowball to the neck he got when he was sleeping last time we were in a hotel together. Oren is like “I’m not getting involved.” 10 seconds later Oren is like “Hey, take this mug and you can get more snow in it.” Chris turns off the light and exacts poetic justice on Ed as he leaves the bathroom. So let’s take a look at the score… Chris has one up on Ed and Craig and Doug still need to get our illustrious leader who is now affectionately know as Tweek for his calm, cool, and collected demeanor. 14A!!!!....I’m not bitter or anything. It was Face’s turn to shower and make himself more pretty than he already is (bastard!) BA plots his revenge. Stumbling around looking for my clothes (I’m legally retarded till about noon) I go into the closet to get my bag. I knock into the ironing board and the iron almost falls on my head. I look up and I’m like “Where the heck did the 50 hangers go that were in this closet?” I turn around to find that BA had strategically placed them all around the bathroom door so that when Pretty-boy opens it up he’ll trip up on the ones on the floor and the rest will fall on his head. Ed’s plan was sound; however he’s not the stealthiest of villains. Chris totally knew something was up. Tweek finishes his 12th cup of coffee and once again stays out of the fight by saying, “Just a little higher Ed...” The rest of us watch in anticipation… The funny thing here is that it took Ed about 5 minutes to place the hanger and Face about 10½ hours to complete his beauty regime and as we were sitting quietly on the bed we can hear him from the bathroom “I can hear you guys…” Face exits the bathroom and justice is served! Ed has a hearty laugh at Chris’ expense while the rest of us pack up and get ready to go.

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